I'm sorry. I really really am. I know I shouldn't be giving you things like this. There's nothing classy about it. Nothing nutritional. And for that, I apologize. But I have a funny feeling you'll forgive me. You must make this for the Super Bowl if nothing else. It's the one day of the year where you can get away with eating anything.
Source: Neighbor Mike
1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese at room temperature
1/2 cup packed dark brown sugar (or to taste)
1/2 cup white sugar
1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
1 cup Heath toffee bits
With a stand or hand mixer, blend together cream cheese, brown sugar, white sugar, and vanilla until smooth. Stir in toffee bits. Serve with sliced apples and graham crackers.